I've been struggling with digestive issues for as long as I can remember. Indigestion and a whole laundry list of symptoms finally did me in and I went to see a doctor about it. He told me to cut back (a.k.a STOP eating) tomato-based foods, chocolate, citrus, and oh did I mention CHOCOLATE (?!).
He gave me a prescription and referred me to a stomach specialist; however, before I have my rendezvous with Dr. Tummy, I have to do the Lactose Challenge:
7 days, NO dairy.
Then after that long, arduous week is over, I have to sit and drink two full glasses of milk at once "and see what happens." See what happens??? Uh, Doctor, should I be anticipating a 16-ounce lactose puke? I really have no idea what to expect, but that day seems horizons away. I can't conceive of a day without milk, yogurt, cheese, ice cream, butter, or any other food product with milk in it.
I'm going to turn the time now to Miss Gratitude, who will list all the things she is grateful for in this new situation.
1. I will soon find out if, for the last 20 years of my life, I've been Lactose intolerant. Self awareness is always a good thing.
2. At my appointment in two weeks, I'll at least find out something, and soon all the symptoms I've been swallowing down for years will vanish.
3. Thank GOODNESS I like soy milk. I think I'd rather [insert painful task here] than go a week without cereal.
I think I might need a support group. Is there an AA version of PLIA? (You know, Potentially Lactose Intolerants Anonymous)
To those of you who have done this for your whole life and not just a week, I salute you. I'm still trying to figure out what is considered dairy. Here goes Day #1!




